Wise Woman Mug

Start your day with some blunt wisdom and piping-hot sarcasm. This bold mug proudly declares what every burned-out soul has thought before their first sip of coffee. Whether you’re sipping tea, plotting your next great escape, or just done with absolutely everything, this design makes it clear: you’ve entered your no-BS era and there’s no turning back.

Crafted from durable white ceramic, this funny coffee mug is available in 11oz and 15oz sizes—perfect for however much patience you need to gulp down. It’s microwave and dishwasher safe, BPA and lead-free, and features a smooth, glossy finish with a comfortable C-handle. Choose from all-white or color-accented options to match your energy (or lack thereof).

Material
Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish.

Microwave-Safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.

Dishwasher-Safe
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.