Survive Summer With Sarcasm (and a Free Activity Book)

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This free summer activity book is full of petty puzzles, cynical coloring pages, and just enough chaos to count as self-care. Enter your email below to claim the free activity book designed for adults who are too tired, too sweaty, and too antisocial for traditional summer fun.