There Goes My Last Flying Fuck Mug

Sweet on the outside, dead inside on the inside—just like you. This deceptively cheerful design features a vintage-style girl throwing her hands up in joy as butterflies flutter away with the last shred of her sanity. It's giving “unhinged but adorable,” and honestly, same.

Made from durable white ceramic with a glossy finish, this microwave- and dishwasher-safe mug is available in 11oz and 15oz sizes. With its comfortable C-handle and BPA/lead-free material, it's perfect for sipping whatever's keeping you functional while pretending you're fine. Yay.

Material
Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish.

Microwave-Safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.

Dishwasher-Safe
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.