The Lord of the Antisocial Mug

One mug to rule them all, one mug to find them, one mug to shut them up and in the darkness... leave you the hell alone. This fantasy-inspired design features a golden ring inscribed with the most sacred of incantations: Leave Me Alone. It's the perfect vessel for anyone whose social battery died in the Second Age.

Crafted from durable white ceramic with a smooth, glossy finish and a comfortable C-handle, this mug comes in both 11oz and 15oz sizes. It's microwave and dishwasher safe, BPA and lead-free—because you’ve got enough to deal with without washing dishes or dealing with toxic nonsense.

Material
Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish.

Microwave-Safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.

Dishwasher-Safe
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Shipping

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✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.