Tears of My Enemies Mug

At last, a vessel worthy of your villainy. This mug was forged (okay, fired) to hold the only brew that matters: the tears of your enemies. Whether warm and freshly shed or ice cold from last week’s betrayal, every drop tastes better from a cup that makes your intentions clear.

Crafted from durable white ceramic with a glossy finish, this chalice of chaos is available in 11oz and 15oz sizes. BPA and lead-free, dishwasher and microwave safe—because even dark lords deserve convenience. Raise your mug, revel in your reign, and drink deep.

Material
Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish.

Microwave-Safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.

Dishwasher-Safe
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Shipping

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✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.