Surviving on Coffee & Low Expectations Mug

Start your day with a dose of brutal honesty—because at this point, caffeine and minimal standards are the only things keeping the engine running. This sarcastic coffee mug is made for the chronically exhausted, emotionally bankrupt, and gloriously unmotivated. It's the ideal desk companion for anyone who laughs through burnout and drinks coffee like it’s a coping mechanism (because it is).

Printed on high-quality ceramic with a sleek, shiny finish, this mug is both microwave and dishwasher safe, BPA and lead-free, and available in 11oz or 15oz sizes. The sturdy C-handle offers maximum comfort while you sip, spiral, and try to look productive. It’s perfect for gifting to coworkers, introverts, or anyone who runs on sarcasm and espresso.

Material
Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish.

Microwave-Safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.

Dishwasher-Safe
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.