I’m Full of Caffeine and Secrets Mug

This mug says what we’re all thinking but too caffeinated to confess. Perfect for the mysterious overthinker whose bloodstream is 90% espresso and 10% unresolved plot twists, this colorful statement piece is here to spill absolutely nothing—except maybe a little coffee if you’re clumsy.

Made from durable white ceramic with a glossy finish, it features a comfy C-handle for your secret-scheming grip. Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes, it’s microwave and dishwasher safe, BPA and lead-free—so you can sip in peace while guarding whatever drama you're not ready to share.

Material
Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish.

Microwave-Safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.

Dishwasher-Safe
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Shipping

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✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.