Way Too Close Mug

Some people need coffee before they can function. Others just need everyone to back up a few feet. Featuring a bold stop-sign design with the phrase “If You Can Read This You’re Way Too Close,” this sarcastic coffee mug delivers a clear personal space policy without requiring actual human interaction. Simple, blunt, and painfully relatable.

Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish, this microwave and dishwasher-safe mug comes in 11oz and 15oz sizes. Choose the classic white version or the style with a colored interior and handle for extra attitude. Finished with a comfy C-handle and BPA- and lead-free construction, it’s the perfect funny gift for coworkers, commuters, and anyone tired of people standing directly in their soul.

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.

Material
Made from durable ceramic with a glossy finish.

Microwave-Safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating.

Dishwasher-Safe
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.