Your Satisfaction Matters
Because Patience Is Dead
No Sketchy Vibes
Homegrown Sarcasm Only
Soft Enough to Soothe Your Rage. Durable Enough to Survive It.
Soft, breathable tees that don’t feel like sandpaper or fall apart after a few washes. Crafted from lightweight ring-spun cotton, they feel good enough to briefly convince you humanity might not be so bad.
A Fit That Works With You
Classic, easy fit designed to look good without trying too hard. Smooth lines, reinforced seams, and a shape that holds up over time without clinging or sagging.
Dress it up. Dress it down. Or throw it on and get on with your day.
For People Done Pretending
The world is a beautiful place. And sometimes, it’s absolute sh*t.
Our merch is for people who are out of patience, out of filters, and done softening the message. No forced positivity. No polite humor. Just blunt, sarcastic designs that say exactly what you’re thinking.
If honesty beats harmony and clarity beats courtesy, you’re in the right place.
Customer Support That Doesn’t Suck
Got a problem? A question? Something arrive damaged or wrong? We fix it — fast.
No runaround. No nonsense. No “sorry, that’s just how it is.”
We take your satisfaction seriously. It’s basically our one redeeming personality trait.
