Someday We'll All Be Dead T-Shirt

Mortality, but make it stylish. This retro reaper tee is perfect for anyone who’s embraced the fact that we’re all just passing time until the inevitable. With flames, a thumbs-up skeleton, and a cheeky “See You Soon,” it’s a friendly reminder that the Grim Reaper also has a sense of humor—and apparently great taste in fonts.

Printed on soft, breathable cotton that feels better than most life decisions. Ideal for nihilists with flair, cheerful doomsday prophets, and anyone who finds comfort in a universal truth: nobody gets out alive.

The Gildan 64000 is a premium tee that's soft, extra comfy and made to last. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear.

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking sharp, snarky, and ready to offend (again and again).

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan. Fabric softeners can degrade the print over time.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Tumble Dry on Low Heat, Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid drying shirts with heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

*Please note that colors may differ slightly from how they appear on your screen due to varying monitor settings.

Shipping

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✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

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Returns

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✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

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Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.