Social Battery Critically Low T-Shirt

This shirt is the polite version of slamming a laptop shut mid-Zoom call. It’s for those running on 2% energy and zero tolerance. Because let’s be real—if your social battery had a status bar, it’d be flashing red and begging for airplane mode. Consider this tee a wearable PSA: approach with caution, or better yet… don’t.

Made from soft, breathable cotton with a unisex fit perfect for retreating into silence, this shirt is ideal for introverts, emotionally exhausted millennials, burnout veterans, and the selectively social. Whether you're dodging plans or recovering from a long day, this tee lets the world know your settings are on Do Not Disturb—permanently.

The Gildan 64000 is a premium tee that's soft, extra comfy and made to last. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear.

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking sharp, snarky, and ready to offend (again and again).

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan. Fabric softeners can degrade the print over time.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Tumble Dry on Low Heat, Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid drying shirts with heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

*Please note that colors may differ slightly from how they appear on your screen due to varying monitor settings.

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.