Nice, Naughty, Unhinged T-Shirt
Nice, Naughty, Unhinged T-Shirt
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Your Satisfaction Matters

Because Patience Is Dead

No Sketchy Vibes
Homegrown Sarcasm Only
Cynics Approve
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Product Description
Some people are nice. Some are naughty. And then there’s you—living comfortably in the unhinged category. This sarcastic holiday t-shirt puts a brutally honest twist on Santa’s list, making it the perfect choice for anyone who refuses to pretend they’re on their best behavior this season. It’s festive without being sweet, funny without trying too hard, and just judgmental enough to feel painfully accurate. Ideal for holiday parties, awkward family gatherings, or simply existing during the most overstimulating time of year.
Made from a soft, lightweight, and breathable fabric, this unisex graphic tee is comfortable enough to wear all day—whether you’re checking boxes, dodging responsibilities, or mentally re-ranking yourself on Santa’s list. Easy to style and easy to gift, it’s a go-to holiday shirt for sarcasm lovers, introverts, and anyone who knows “nice” was never really the goal.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.
Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.
Returns
Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.
✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.
For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.
Eligibility for a Refund
✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.
For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.
This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.
Material & Care
The Gildan 64000 is a premium tee that's soft, extra comfy and made to last. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear.
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking sharp, snarky, and ready to offend (again and again).
✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan. Fabric softeners can degrade the print over time.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✅ Tumble Dry on Low Heat, Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid drying shirts with heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
*Please note that colors may differ slightly from how they appear on your screen due to varying monitor settings.
Soft Enough to Soothe Your Rage. Durable Enough to Survive It.
Soft, breathable tees that don’t feel like sandpaper or fall apart after a few washes. Crafted from lightweight ring-spun cotton, they feel good enough to briefly convince you humanity might not be so bad.
A Fit That Works With You
Classic, easy fit designed to look good without trying too hard. Smooth lines, reinforced seams, and a shape that holds up over time without clinging or sagging.
Dress it up. Dress it down. Or throw it on and get on with your day.
For People Done Pretending
The world is a beautiful place. And sometimes, it’s absolute sh*t.
Our merch is for people who are out of patience, out of filters, and done softening the message. No forced positivity. No polite humor. Just blunt, sarcastic designs that say exactly what you’re thinking.
If honesty beats harmony and clarity beats courtesy, you’re in the right place.
Customer Support That Doesn’t Suck
Got a problem? A question? Something arrive damaged or wrong? We fix it — fast.
No runaround. No nonsense. No “sorry, that’s just how it is.”
We take your satisfaction seriously. It’s basically our one redeeming personality trait.