Made in Fukoff City T-Shirt
Made in Fukoff City T-Shirt
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Your Satisfaction Matters

Because Patience Is Dead

No Sketchy Vibes
Homegrown Sarcasm Only
Cynics Approve
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Product Description
Some people come from friendly places. Others were clearly raised somewhere with a little more attitude. This design stamps things loud and clear with “Made in Fukoff City,” a bold declaration for anyone whose tolerance for nonsense has strict limits. It’s blunt, mischievous humor that gets the message across without any unnecessary explanation.
Printed on a soft, lightweight, breathable tee that’s comfortable enough for everyday wear, this sarcastic statement shirt pairs simple design with unapologetic personality. Perfect for bold, quick-witted individuals who prefer honesty over politeness and aren’t afraid to show exactly where they’re from.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping
✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.
Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.
Returns
Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.
✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.
For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.
Eligibility for a Refund
✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.
For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.
This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.
Material & Care
The Gildan 64000 is a premium tee that's soft, extra comfy and made to last. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear.
Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking sharp, snarky, and ready to offend (again and again).
✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.
✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan. Fabric softeners can degrade the print over time.
✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.
✅ Tumble Dry on Low Heat, Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid drying shirts with heavy items like coats or blankets.
✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.
*Please note that colors may differ slightly from how they appear on your screen due to varying monitor settings.
Soft Enough to Soothe Your Rage. Durable Enough to Survive It.
Soft, breathable tees that don’t feel like sandpaper or fall apart after a few washes. Crafted from lightweight ring-spun cotton, they feel good enough to briefly convince you humanity might not be so bad.
A Fit That Works With You
Classic, easy fit designed to look good without trying too hard. Smooth lines, reinforced seams, and a shape that holds up over time without clinging or sagging.
Dress it up. Dress it down. Or throw it on and get on with your day.
For People Done Pretending
The world is a beautiful place. And sometimes, it’s absolute sh*t.
Our merch is for people who are out of patience, out of filters, and done softening the message. No forced positivity. No polite humor. Just blunt, sarcastic designs that say exactly what you’re thinking.
If honesty beats harmony and clarity beats courtesy, you’re in the right place.
Customer Support That Doesn’t Suck
Got a problem? A question? Something arrive damaged or wrong? We fix it — fast.
No runaround. No nonsense. No “sorry, that’s just how it is.”
We take your satisfaction seriously. It’s basically our one redeeming personality trait.