I Speak Sarcasm Periodically T-Shirt

Whether you're fluent in science or just fluent in snark, this tee delivers peak sarcasm with a dash of periodic charm. Designed like the elements table had a meltdown in a comedy club, it’s the perfect way to warn others that every conversation with you comes with side effects—mostly eye rolls and roasted egos.

Made from soft, lightweight cotton that's ideal for comfortably judging people from a distance. Wear it to class, work, or anywhere sarcasm is your default setting. It’s educational and emotionally unavailable—what’s not to love?

The Gildan 64000 is a premium tee that's soft, extra comfy and made to last. Crafted from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²), breathable, and comfortable enough for all-day wear.

Follow these steps to keep your t-shirts looking sharp, snarky, and ready to offend (again and again).

✅ Wash and Dry Inside Out
A simple step to help maintain the quality of your t-shirt.

✅ Use Low Temperatures & Gentle Detergents
High heat and harsh detergents can shorten your t-shirt’s lifespan. Fabric softeners can degrade the print over time.

✅ Avoid Excessive Spinning
Too much spinning can cause unnecessary wear and tear.

✅ Tumble Dry on Low Heat, Air Dry When Possible
If using a dryer, avoid drying shirts with heavy items like coats or blankets.

✅ Iron Inside Out on Low Heat
Keep the design safe by starting with a lower heat setting.

*Please note that colors may differ slightly from how they appear on your screen due to varying monitor settings.

Shipping

✅ FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75!
✅ Orders are typically shipped within 7 days of placing the order.
✅ Once shipped, please allow 2-5 days for delivery.

Note: Shipping rates are weight-based and may vary depending on the product.

Returns

Our goal is for you to love your order and strive for 100% satisfaction guarantee. Please contact us if something isn’t right.

✅ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✅ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of the purchase date.

For refund inquiries, please contact us at info@cynicalbydesign.com.

Eligibility for a Refund

✅ Product received is damaged or defective.
✅ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✅ Item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

For any return questions, contact us at: info@cynicalbydesign.com.

This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice.