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The world is a beautiful place. But sometimes, it's sh*t. Our merch is for the days when you're out of patience, out of f*cks, and still expected to smile. We specialize in sarcastic merch for introverts, antisocials, and the terminally over it. If you're fueled by spite, cynicism, and the urge to disappear—you’re our kind of people.